Bubble of Delusions

What Insane Pathological Liar would say about his hair:
We're going to make hair great again
We're going to build wall to keep wind from blowing hair
We're going to sue people who're making fun of bad hairdo
We're going to deport birds that making nests in my hair
We're going to make China to pay my Barber
We're going to ban Muslims fleas from my hair
We're going to water-boarding my lying mirror
We're going to win and win and win every hair product there is

Now is your turn so, make it good one:
We're going to..............